8/29/2007
1Emulation.com does even more old-sk00l emu-schtick.....
1Emulation has been seen copying classic uzplayer schtick by releasing their own podcast

Congrats!!
1Emulation is No. 2 @ something AGAIN!!!!

Now can we finally see something original come out of all these wonderful ideas aimed at making 1Emulation more hits-worthy???

They copy Prophet's schtick,
They copy uzplayer's 0ld schtick.

Is Atila next? Is SwampGas next? Is Zophar next? Tim Eckel? Razoola? Dayvee? Opi?

Is their a hit-list?
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8/28/2007
GameCop's Obsession.
1Emulation.com's GameCop has apparently become nothing more then an obsessed game cop with the use of an X-Arcade joy-stick, and has decided to grace all of 1Emulation.com's army of visitors with his obsessive raving over the product for the second time.

Making the great Prophet proud must be in his genes ;)
 

8/26/2007
Navarone losing his sanity??
Everyone's favorite Japanese Windows based emulation news site-op, apparently has started to lose his emulation sanity.  As yesterday one of the most puzzling updates I've ever seen occured.

Right link, wrong system, and the emulator being unnamed.

Navarone appearing on this site's news twice within one week is a bad sign.
Poor Navarone =(,  one of the great & reliable emulation news site-ops is losing his touch.....

8/25/2007
Next-Gen fanboyism hits 1Emulation.com???
On the lighter side, 1Emulation.com seems to have gained purvey into posting strange fanboy like Next-Gen news posts.

Fascinating.

You are supposed to care about the BioShock fanboyism in the emulation sk3n3 these days.  I miss the old days, when you had MAME fanboyism to deal with, not loser videogame fanboyism appearing in emulation news posts.  At least that was crappy, but @ least it was emulation crappy.

Oh NOs! More MAME Dev related news!!!  The scars!!!  The scars!!!
Today we find the R.Belmont fussing over iPhone SDL-MAME not following the MAME license, yet agreeing with public musings which give a damn about PinMAME's own illegalities.

Know what, fix the freaking PinMAME's issues first R.Belmont - before trying to force your will on yet one more group within the same freaking month - this is ridiculous.  MAME Dev is always about freaking complaining about their licenses and liberties.

Sheesh, if the MAME Dev heirachy actually were a group to be taken seriously we wouldn't have these dumb issues and me making this idiotic post as a result.  Whatever happend to actually communicating with others without stupid threats??  Get the freaking hint already.  MAME Devs incompetence on these issues is laughable.  R.Belmont and the MAME drones, hard @ work @ proving real incompetence.

8/20/2007
Navarone hands the VirtuaNES ownership to a new author!!!
In unexpected news, Navarone has unofficially handed over ownership of VirtuaNES to an exciting new author today.  Congrats haps, I do not know how you will possibly handle updating both Sega Li, and now VirtuaNES - but hey, if Navarone says so.............

Well, it sure sucks to be you Norix.  I feel sorry for you, but Navarone is some Japanese emulation news god.  You do not question some god, let alone a Japanese one.  That is like suicide ;)

8/16/2007
MORE 2K7 MAME SQUABBLING....
Just like the never ending love affairse over @ Retrogames, MAME Dev members' never ending petty squabbling over supposed injustice never ends.  The sk3n3 lovesez you guysez for always acting so self-absorbed  :-D

Thank you dudes.  Thank you :P

Thanks to some thread @ EmuChrist for the LMAO news.

Update: 8/20/2007:  Oh, I see this did indeed reach idiotic proportions from R.Belmont's end.  Sheesh, you damn MAME++ authors, just call it "++" already, Nicola only takes offense to the MAME part with his legal wranglings.  Now, R.Belmont simply has gone mad with power.
 
 

8/11/2007
NGEMU BEING RUN BY A EMU NOOB???
In say it can't be so news, NGEMU is apparently run, in part, by Chrono Archangel, who is none other then (get this) an emulation newbie.

Sorry to have to steal the thunder away from emunoobs on this one, but only a newbie wouldn't understand the resources at his disposal to figure out some common thing like finding a changelog to a Japanese emulator.  Seriously, I found the answer within a minute, a minute.

He simply fixed the CD audio buffering   :D
WOW!!!

All I had to do was click the Help, then click Help again, in his emulator's menu.  Like magic, I then looked @ the bottom where it says UPDATING and found the mighy answer to not needing to actually know Japanese to know the mighty answer.
WOW!  Geezers, the sk3n3 really did fall apart when I was gone.  Really makes you think.

When we made emulation news in the day we at least understood that we had far more resources then one would assume, @ our disposal.

DISCREMULATION HITS THE NES SK3N3!!!
Scandelous!!!

Jamie Sanders has decided to publicly announce his intentions to make his vNES emulator project more open only to his English speaking users.  This, at the cost of ignoring the harboured alienation of his non-englishified users :(

Sorry folks, your just a bunch of losers if you can't speak or read the english language in the Java NES emulation sk3n3 these days.  You guys have to now go find your Java NES emulation saviour elsewhere. GO! GO!

What can I do, I am  just a defenceless english speaking emulation news site-op :P
This is like, so out of my control.....

We gotta feel sorry for all those non-english speaking NES emulation folks that just wanna play their NES games.  No Contra Force specialization for you because you speak Spanish, you are 0WN3D if you speak Italian and simply want to play Star Tropics, and imagine they can't even fully appreciate any of those Color Dreams classics now =(

For shame.  The NES was an International success, not some englishified North America only project which never engulfed lands as far as Sweden, Germany, Austria, Italy, and even as far as Greece.  At least understand the freaking history of the NES, before you just go and start making dumb sounding decisions which clearly lack foresight, dude.

NES = International
Famicom = Japan

8/05/2007
1EMULATION.COM MISSES THE POINT?
In holy-cow jee-wilikers news, 1Emulation.com's Wizard like totally missed the actual emulation part on the latest iD Software, Inc. games being put on the Valve Corporation's Steam download service.

Like how do you miss the part where iD Software was so cheap/lazy that they used freaking DOSBox wrappers for their decade+plus releases.
Like, how do you blow this news post so badly?????

Actual emulation news basically being handed to you, and don`t even mention the valid part related to the site :(
For shame.  I thought we were like best buds, best gringos, best moochachos.....you.....you guys.

I must leave now, the, the memories are simply to much for me to bear.................................................sayonara epsilon.

100% SNES EMULATION = DONE!!!
In other newszzzzz, emulation sk3n3 history has once again marked our long thriving community ;-), today I am happy to report that byuu has achieved the dream, the dream of 100% SNES emulation.

This clearly outstanding pat yourself on the back moment, couldn't possibly be flawed? :P

8/04/2007
EMU-RUSSIA GETS MORE LINUX NEWS!
Amazing news!!! A few days back EMU-Russia finally delivered once again, giving them their second ever Linux emulation news post.  I know, I know, let's just calm down and take this in for a second.  Okay guys!!!!  Breath in and out, breath in and out.

This is simply another monumentous occassion for everyone, it is like breaking CPS2 emulation, or even finally running DJ Boy on MAME (shame that that could have been broken years ago if they wern't into the rom hoarding, but what do I know).  One again, congrats to all you guysez @ EMU-Russia!! =)

It truly is a shame that they didn't find out about the new pSX emulator release, the new plus4emu, and several others.  I am tiring myself out just finding those ones out.  We here @ EMU-LMAO promise to keep you all up to date on the latest news about the latest news about EMU-Russia's Linux emulation news ;-)

8/01/2007
RETROGAMES IS LIKE SO SCREWED!!
Our dear boy Atila over @ Retrogames has been publicly seen, desperately trying to get his Retrogames site going once again.  This time Lev's failure to maintain his network has finally caught up on Atila's Retrogames.

I honestly feel sorry for the chap, Lev is simply doing a horrible horrible job of consistently failing @ maintaining that once King of Monopolistic Emulation - known as ZTNET :D

Let's just admit it, Atila needs a new partner @ this point.  Atila, just join Tim Eckel's network for a change.  Change is good, nobody will care @ this point.  I don't even care.  Just do it!  ;-)