10/31/2007
EMULATOR AUTHOR SCREWS UP HIS SHAREWARE. ZING!!
Richard Bannister is human after-all, admitting his coding skillz screwed registered Emulator Enhancer users.
Like, how can you put a shareware product out like this for your emulators and not make sure it is 100% flawless when it comes to simply registering it. C`mon, even the whackos that ran Bleem! to the ground figured out a better system then this one.
EMU-LMAO GETS A SISTER SITE.
I Jack Stevens am proud to announce the grand Halloween opening of EMU-LMAO's brand new sister site Copynewz Elite. Your emulation news experience has been changes once again....10/28/2007
CONJURER GETS AMAZED WITH NINTENDO PIRACY.
WOW!!Another Nintendo system has been getting pirated again, we simply must all hear about it's latest sham of a victim. This apps's piracy is clearly the Philosopher's Stone of console piracy.
VGN, is one impressive site to have the qwamza to report this ;)
10/27/2007
AUTHOR TESTS HIS EMULATORS ON LEOPARD, WE GET TO READ ABOUT IT.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. I AM RICHARD BANNISTER WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TODAY TO REPORT HIS PERSONAL TESTS ON HIS EMULATORS ON LEOPARD.IF YOU ARE A FANCY DANCY MAC USER YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING THIS ALREADY. THE WORLD REALLY DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THIS:
THANKS FOR NOTHING MAC USERS.10/23/2007
EMULATOR AUTHOR HAVING A HEADACHE.
In hilarious news, N64 emulator author Iconoclast has created himself another headache this month due to his Project64 1.7 beta antics.This time we find the poor kid taking a hizzle over some users wrecklessly complaining about the screwed-up Project64 donation policy.
Ahhh, to go back to the good old days when authors looking for "donations" didn't make double-talk or hush hush policies about their work. Sheesh, couldn't they have just looked @ what other authors did in the past, or just made a simple Paypal logo without creating attention??
Wreckless. Simply wreckless.
NEWSPOSTER CHALLENGES USERS FOR A KEWPIE DOLL!!
EmuChrist's Cronos has apparently decided to challenge his visitors all over Kewpie Doll image depictions.I couldn't believe it. At least it is better then VGN's non-existent award for winning in that Arcade.
10/21/2007
WRAGGETER BORED. WRAGGSTER RANT.
Homebrew sk3n3 boring, fix homebrew sk3n3, make Wraggster happy.
P.S. The post is longer, I don't wanna run out of space while I am still hosted on Tripod :D
R.BELMONT CRACKS, MAMEDEVS SECRET REVEALED.
Arbee recently cracked, the code to MAMEDEV's incompetence finally is revealed.STOP THE PRESSES. ARBEE ADMITS HIS EMULATOR USERS SUCK!!
Due to excessive newbieness being attracted to Arbee's emulator works, our buddy R.Belmont literally posted a mini-FAQ about his emulators in the new SDLMESS 0.120 release post.See all the highlights for yourself in this webpage grab.
Way to rub it in R.Belmont, all people want to do is love you and your work in a godly fashion. Now, you go and post a FAQ to make them stop looking stupid. How dare YOU. Users suck, give me a break.
10/20/2007
EMUHQ TRIES TO RE-WRITE HISTORY?
The Hawq @ EmuHQ is up to no good again, this time claiming that the latest Atari++ release only snubs the Atari 2600, as far as Atari 8-bit computers go.Dude, as an Atari 7800 owner I feel much shame. First of all that freaking Atari++ nerd has the audacity to snub it out of existence with his precious loodeedooh emulator, and now this Hawq snubs it and only calls out the perky 2600.
No wonder EmuHQ sucks so much, freaking re-writing history all the time.......
10/19/2007
YES!!! 1EMULATION GOES OFFLINE.
The mighty Gods finally did all the work for us here @ EMU-LMAO, 1Emulation has finally gone offline :DDing Dong! The Witch is dead.
Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.We here @ EMU-LMAO would like to thank the kind folks @ ZTNet for clearly using all their invisible powers to take down those wannabes that run 1Emulation. We all know ZTNet wants to sell those N64 accessories badly :P
10/12/2007
HOXS64 AUTHOR BECOMES A LEGEND!!
As documented by our hero Navarone, @ Emulation 9, this Commodore 64 emulator author (David Horrocks) literally released his emulator four (4) seperate times on October 10, 2007.
This is such an amazing event, congrats David! Congrats! :D10/10/2007
PROPHET'S GRAND LEGACY CONTINUES!
Even more Prophet-like Arcade stick handling @ 1Emulation.Ummmmmmmm, we're supposed to care now? o_0
10/09/2007
THE POTENTIAL SOURCE OF THE IBOY WHACKINESS??
Our dear unaware boy Robert, from the 1Emulation.com , appears to currently be the lead of the iBoy 0.7.5.4 webcOpinewz virus. I am so glad that the Wine developers warned us all with that Code Red CrossOver release before it happend, you guys rock!!!
I could understand this if this were the year 2000, 2001 or 2002. But this is freaking year 2007, is it really too much to ask that you research what you post about as a news poster???? Sheesh, it is like the sk3n3 is now run by emunoob newsposters that have absolutely no idea as to what resources they even have available.
10/07/2007
OK. FINE IT IS JANURAY 14, 2007.
The iBoy 0.7.5.4 awkwardness continues @ DCEmu thanks to Wraggster.....NO VIRGINIA, THIS ISN'T JANUARY 14, 2007.
EmuHQ's Hawq has done it again this month, most consistent poster since the return IMO :PThis time we found radical news about an emulator blast from the past.
I like stealing my news from some whacky Sourceforge.net search option as much as the next guy, but come on!
You couldn't open and read the freaking version history file to put one and one together on this one??
10/05/2007
ESA PWNS 1EMULATION.COM
The ESA has PWNED 1Emulation.com's Youtube shenanigans.
For your own safety & entertainment purposes, please visit the actual thread here.
More Emulators Unlimited webcOpinewz glory!
Gemini's latest lazy webcOpinewz adventure has inspired lameness once again.Like, dude, the freaking author already posted more news about the emulator since that release. Get with the times, webcOpinewz is so cliche in 2007. It is like the ZTNet store still selling their over-priced N64 accessories in 2007.
Wait Emulators Unlimited is a part of ZTNet. Still promoting those ZTNet Store N64 accessories. This is the year 2002, right??
:P
10/03/2007
Code Red alert, Wine developers need your help!!!
The fine developers of Wine have apparently foreseen another code red virus, as yet again they are promoting their CrossOver product to save us, save us all!!!!!
10/02/2007
ZTNET now making new friends, with benefits?
That vNES website has been updated with strange words today in paragraph number three (3).Words, words like ZTNET, friends, benefit and most importantly YOU.
Shame on the Zachary Thomas Network.
Putting a poor naive programming tween up to promoting your sorry of an excuse of a failing store in the year 2007.We all know that ZTNet sucks and all that these days Lev, but you never let someone that young and naive promote your sad store - with a cheap excuse like making his site be an ad free site as the excuse.
