ZD needs a HOME (variable).  Maybe ZTNet can help them out :D

Hawq pouts
Lowly EmuHQ guy Hawq is now pouting over the lack of a new Windows binary for the Osmose emulator.

Can't even post the news right.  You are not supposed to think people care about your opinion Hawq.  Sheesh, he can't even pout right.

Even more ZTNet FAIL. The fallout continues!
The one machine network, aka ZTNet, has now forcibly let MARP loose from the Retrogames.

I liked reading the part where you get the banner ad revenue :D

3/27/2009
SMS Power! Day goes to the dogs!
No rom releases, no street festivals, no fountains flowing with wine, no debauchery.  Where is all the fun?

Whomever set up the bomb, for the 12th Anniversary deserves kudos.  He truly setup this bomb of a terrible day :-D

Really, the only benefit was seeing the Master System Camp page which was archived.

Xtemulation screws up.
Ok.  So they upgraded their download system only to manage to not test it out until it was to late?? 

I tried to figure out the incompetence :)
 

Wii emulator author proud of the quick piracy!
shuffle2 is proud of the Tatsunoko vs. Capcom piracy emulation achievement.  Making the point quite clear in the latest Dolphin-emu headlines of changes!!!!

Ummmm.........your not supposed to make that into the major headline of changes with a relatively new game.

Lev brings back the ZTNet Store!
Makes another pointless excuse for the failure.

Those five or so remaining customers that might care, really don't care Lev :P

Lev make ZTNet go to one machine!!!
In ZTNet pride news 2009, Lev is making a pathetic excuse for the recent ZTNet failures.

Sheesh, no Emulation Camp, no Darkmazda Domain, no CENetworks, no EmuGaming, no Emuscene, no Finalburn, no Total Emulation, no ...................

I don't see awhole lot of these nostalgia sites he is supposedly keeping up :D

Lev must be using a different definition......

3/16/2009
Guru needs fancy internets trick to make announcement!!
The Guru got all stuck up with using internet tricks a few weeks ago.  Making users click on a Super Puzzle Bobble image to simply read an announcement.

How stuck up can this guy get.  Oooh.......so you can do a fancy software trick to make people know that Super Puzzle Bobble has been emulated.  10 year old games finally being emulated is nothing dude.

The internets's users standards have risen Guru, grow up man.  Dump and emulate a PS3 game or something in MAME man........do something to get the attention of the rich present gen GPs.

Wraggster gets all preachy over GTA: Chinatown Wars piracy
Wraggy ol' boy made an hilariously golden pointless rant about the apparently unpredictable (piracy is a new human concept now???) new GTA:Chinatown Wars piracy.

Did you know that every published for retail DS game has so far been pirated? :P

Wraggster didn't :D
 

Couple get their Vaporware emulation project headlines!!!
OMG!!!  This announcement is making worldwide emulation headlines.

Did you know wannabe emulation news sites talk about vaporware emulation projects now to?  The couple has the freaking emulation all the way at 11 of 14.  It hasn't even been started.

You would think emulation news sites would report on actual emulation projects, not non-existent wishful thinking projects.  Like these sites did:

NGemu
XTEmulation

3/15/2009

NGEmu can't even live up to it's slogan..
With the new craptacular NGEmu management we now find out of place Anime topics as their news.

Yeah, these lmaos really are The best next-gen emulation source at sucking at posting next-gen emulation news.

3/06/2009
MAME World has fun with Lev!!
Due to Lev's recent abandonment of the mameworld.net domain renewal process, Smittdog took out the aggression by celebrating today as Photoshop Lev Friday.  Get temp-banned if you don't post one :D

As a historical bonus, this is the actual original image that started it all.  Probably dated back to 2000, I'm not a Zachary Thomas fanboy, so I do not know when he actually got married after founding that ZTNet place :P