Declaring their copyright notice only through 2010.  They can predict their own future :D

4/28/2009
Commercial Emu LOL.
Sega's never ending commerical emulation lols continue.  As this time they are now planning on using the Sonic & Knuckles "lock-on technology" hook in order to get Sonic the Hedgehog 2, 3, and Sonic the Hedgehog DLC sales off of XBL Arcade users.

So this is why they were to incompetent to include those on the commerical release of the Ultimate Genesis Collection......they wanted to hook consumers with a 15 year old sales gimmick all along :P

......and what is with that huge lie.  You don't need Sonic the Hedgehog to play the blue sphere game.  Sega lies.

4/27/2009
DS author takes it to NO$GBA!
Marty Korth's Legendary publicity problems commenced again, this time Lino had the balls to point out NO$GBA as an inferiority to iDeaS.

Took 'em long enough to just say it :D

Guru has an issue with a pro-active non-MAME Dev dumper!
Guru's secret world of MAME Dev rom hoarding practices recently blew up in his face when some unknown fellow dumped some Namco System 246 security carts for some purposes.

Ummm....isn't Guru a tad hypocritical here historically.  And what is up with that lame slogan @ the end? To not share is not to care?

What world of emulation has he been living in over the last 10 years?
He is guilty of the same freaking thing  :P

Someone does something nice for everyone so Guru has a problem.......

4/26/2009
MAME World literally implodes!!!
 Lev has apparently been more accurate about the MAME World thing then everyone first thought.  As this sucker literally had the weight of the bandwidth costs make it implode unto itself.

ZTNet on one pathetic server fly like the great eagle in the sky.

MAME World crash due to it's own weight on ground.

 

4/20/2009
Wraggster facing personal turmoil?
 Wraggster it appears is now showing the first sign of the terrible Alzheimer's disease.  Our hero Wraggster managed to not notice that he posted the exact same topic a year earlier. 

He was so much more accurate and spot on in the past :(

Union formed. Mascot character stolen.
The Dumping Union was founded @ MAMEWorld, stealing and misrepresenting the Hasbro character ROM in the process.

This is so cliché.  Anything MAME always steals something :-D
 

4/19/2009
ZD now also cares about April 2008 news!
April 2008 was a mighty popular time last year.  Now Azul Fria is making the same claim as Hawq did.

When will the emulation news sites stop caring about April 2008?

Update(4/19/2009): Basically someone did release a new version of this emulator yesterday @ the GBATemp forums. 

Unfortunately that topic has since been deleted from their forums, and site-ops love webCopinewz.  Thus this never ending misinformation continues.

Dear EmuHQ.  April 2008 called, it wants it's news back!!
Now we have Hawq posting last year's news as though it just happened.

The emulator is also named NesterDS+.  This is why tallfatman has kept it secret from all us Americans, this is why!!!

I'm so sorry Asia.  Hawq didn't mean it.  He's a good boy.

He meant well :D

Hawq can't even get his emulators right?
Hawq can't even get his emulator news right about some Goomba fork.  Today we find the kid getting confused with Asaki's new update of Super Goomba, with kuwanger's Goomba Paletted fork.  Both updated within the same thread.

Can Hawq actually read the release thread next time.  He could have posted twice as much news with this one :P
 

4/12/2009
Hard Core Rikki really needs a source & author!!
Last week we find XTEmulation's wannabe emu-Prophet obsessed with lambasting Mandy26 over the Dolphin Kaillera support news.  Not once, but twice asking for the freaking source and author.

Who knew that Hard Core Rikki could be so obsessed over some Wii emulation news.  He apparently was to good for trying to research it himself.  Hard Core Rikki runs XTEmulation and deserves his answers apparently :P

4/11/2009
Hawq uses mystery change log?
Hawq has posted a strange changelog for the newest release of DS Pack.  The official changelog compared to his version of events is quite different.  Look at a comparison.

Has someone been using a cheap internet translator machine from Google again? :D

He couldn't even look @ an actual readme file from the official release......incompetent!!!!

Guru's countdown fizzles...
Leaving us with a few meager days.

These emulation people these days lack the commitment.  I bet Zophar could tell us about his commitment to countdowns some day ;-)

Guru makes a countdown!!!
Guru is now putting up stakes, by brute forcing a year long countdown onto his fellow emulation fans.

Countdowns are so 1990s Internet Guru.  You need to get better attention seeking material dude :P

4/08/2009
New month new ZTNet fun!
Lev recently introduced the new brick wall of warning message text to the System 16 experience.

Lazy Rom dumper exposes self!!!
With the lack of eXtreme news going on in emulation these days, Guru has decided to step up to the plate and brute force the MAME community into somehow supporting HIS Decapping Project.

This awesome project of his involves people called "donators", now sending him money, or the 100+ fun PCB hardwares contained within the pics, within this webpage.

In true lmao form, Guru promises to not do any major work himself.  Instead he will send them off to a Professional Decapping company, or "Laboratory" to do it all for him.

4/05/2009
Atila Scandal!!!!
More RG headlines!!!  It appears that Atila played a late April Fools on us all.

Retrogames is clearly eleven (11), not this ten (10) as Krool investigated :P

4/03/2009
ZD now throwing salutes around!
The 9th Sage's desperation to post something new has resulted in throwing a salute.

I salute you for the cornyness The 9th Sage.

NGemu's downfall continues....
Now they care about our l33t systems.

TheInformer makes hilarious 10 Year RG Anniversary follow-up post!!!
In unoriginal RG wannabe attention getting news, TheInformer made this hilarious follow-up post-celebration post to Atila's post about the 10th Anniversary.

That is the same freaking logo :P

You can just look a few pixels upwards on your screens to see this.  Groovy stuff :D

Atila flirts with ancient site-op
Atila is now finally celebrating 10 years of Retrogames, but that is taking a backseat now with the controversial flirting of JoseQ.

lev now spamming @ his ZTNet site-ops?
Lev appears to be admitting to spamming poor Atila's inbox these days.

Makes Atila's brother lose his account, then publicly talks about spamming Atila with an ad.

Fellow RGers must unite, call lev's ISP over the harassment of brother Atila! :p

4/01/2009
MAMEWorld makes lmao April Fools
italie put on a horrible show for an MAMEWorld April Fools joke.

Terrible.  Using more lame anti-Lev propaganda. 
MAMEWorld.com is dead a month.  Move on already!!!!