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What is very very sad about this post is that he went thankyou "crazy", and even had the audacity to put "gals" in brackets :(

Just shameful, the girls obviously won't be kissing SwampGas (as that song goes :P)

Opi continues with the annual tradition!
Well, it must be true, just look at the second half of this news post.

For a dude who had the audacity to hype up his birthday, Atila sure seems to be treated like god for un-known reasons.  Especially when he isn't that special :P

You must wonder.  Is the 31st of July - The Annual Atila kissing Arse day?

It better be :-D

SwampGas begs.
In more scandelous SwampGas news, SwampGas has decided to beg for a barcode scanner.

SwampGas is sooo cool.  Continuing with that begging tradition for stuff, which Zophar started :P

Atila and Dhalamar entertain the sk3n3 with birhday banter!
In a rather sad attempt to hype up Atila's birthday, after the fact, Dhalamar has created banter with Atila's birthday post.

What can you say, what can you say.
Atila is old :P

7/30/2001
Atila makes threatening birthday demands!
In sad news, Atila has decided to not show any balls and decided to make his sad birthday demands on his Affairse board.  Thanks DamianMoran.

No wonder Atila is loved by all those people in that rather un-speakable manner :-D

Opi robs a bank!
NOT! :P

Instead Opi has decided to give out useless vacation news from a Internet Cafe and dared to compare this internet cafe service rates to stealing from a bank, he is so cool ;). Did I mention that he did it in a piggy-back manner to valid news.  Just take a sad look.

Poor old Prophet piggy-backs his section onto valid news!
In a rather sad attempt to make his section "cool", Prophet has once again piggy-backed his little section onto valid news.

If only his section was as good as Prophet apparently makes it out to be :D

SwampGas now a ZSNES cronnie?
I couldn't believe it, but it must be believed.

Apparently helping out zsknight now gives him incredible ZSNES connections :(

7/29/2001
PeterD posts incredible advertisements as news!
In the spirit of taking a queue from Opi, PeterD has posted about a couple weird arse things.

Promoting a contest for the best?  Promoting un-related on-line music radio?

Poor old PeterD obviously must of lost it :P

Generalme's incredible feat!
This is very very big news indeed, take a look man.  Thanks DirkVansen.

I guess he deserves a pat on the back now :P

Atila reminder advertises his shirts!
Atila appears to have shown us today that he likes to advertise his shirts.

It is very disturbing to see Atila have the gull to make references to his weather, just so that he can advertise his shirts.

Just evil.

DrSteveW returns!
After a long absence DrSteve returned today with this cool shareware entry.

Pitiful, DrSteveW obviously is trying to save his news posting gig :P

C0njurer does Sci-Fi News!
In a rather sad attempt to spread rumors, C0njurer has decided to talk to us about Tron.

What is even sadder is that he made a big deal out of Wook telling him.
Who really remembers Wook's Tips?
(Besides Uzplayer :P)

Prophet tries to dictate what should happen to the sk3n3?
Apparently Propet obviously is God, just look at this.  Read this, so that you can cut to the chase (:P):

Hopefully someone will put together an organized Final Burn development group via SourceForge or something.

Yes, now Prophet obviously is all wise and obviously knows his stuff.  You rock man! :P

To add insult to the dude/sk3n3, Prophet even acted vengeful in the post.

We all know that he loves Dayvee for his work and stuff, but purposely directing people to that mis-used Sonic page is very very sad.

For shame.

Prophet treats the sk3n3 to Dan Boris' humorous finding!
At least I assume it to be good old Dan :)

As you can see Prophet once again showed us that he cares ;)

Oh, if only Prophet was Japanese he could also have those nightmares :P

Prophet finally hosts his important site!
After weeks of toying with the sk3n3 and making his hosting project public, Prophet finally revealed the new site.

The scandelous part of this whole story is that Prophet still insists on people using his precious board and promoting his Pocket PC section - which apparetnly is Pocket PC emulation central ;)

Oh, and did you catch this:

I intend to test it on my Casio later, and hopefully some Jornada owners can give the SH3 build a go too. :) As an old Atari 800 fan, may I say: Good work Vasyl!

Danke man! Danke.  He had a personal interest in the project all along - what a secretive dude =(

7/28/2001
Even more Genesis Project news @ EmuHQ
Poor old PeterD is at it again.

If PeterD wasn't so old and possibly senile ;), we might not be getting such news.

Heck, that project should be called the MegaDrive Project since it hosted on some UK server and that game console is more well known as the MegaDrive system around the world.

Simply put.

More American propoganda is being spead, sorry to ruin our secret dudes :P

Darkmazda a confident boy?
In the spirit of being cool, Darkmazda has self-promoted his band's song demos.

This is without a doubt worse then Chris' self-promotion, or Opi's Screen Mania doings, and even worse then Prophet's desperate Pocket PC section =(

Pity Darkmazda, for he is looking to earn money with his band :P

7/27/2001
Outsider promotes some Project news.
In another sad attempt to give more misc. news site promotion for free, Outsider has done it again.

Let's all celebrate the fact that Outsider has posted this as misc. news for the second time in a row.

Remember, we have to nurture the egos of site-ops or else they will turn elitist like so many have :P

(i.e., a few Retrogames ops)

C0njurer gets second-hand news from EMU-LMAO?
Dave will probably claim otherwise, but he is a visitor and he might claim that as false too :P

Just look at this.

Just shameful man.  At least have the decency to say where you webcOpied this news from.  Another black eye in sk3n3 history =(

C0njurer, for shame.

C0njurer promotes some non-emulation news!
In a scandel worthy attempt to possibly try and compete for this months award, C0njurer has posted some "site news".

We wish C0njurer the best of luck in actually explaining the relevence of this piece, as it looks like one of those desperate news posts.

Mike Haggar is Error?
Update (7/27/2001):  As thought, I was indeed wrong.  No thank you unknown :P
Very shameful, this is like number five on the month for me =(

Let the scandel begin =)

Prophet posts scary news!
You must wonder what Prophet is on nowadays, just read this post.

Asking if Aliens read Retrogames? Wondering what extraterrestrial videogames might be like? Wondering if Nicola and/or Raz can decrypt their ROMs?

Prophet obviously is on moth balls or something, he is acting way too crazy today :P

Mike Haggar self-promotes!
In a sad attempt to get SwampGas to hopefully promote his hosted ZD site, Mike Haggar has self-promoted.

Pitiful.  If only ZD would promote his site we all would be happy for Mike.

Team Japump! declares more arcade rom-sets have been dumped!
In sad emulation number 9 news, Team Japump! has once again dumped a bunch of rom-sets we won't see until MAME Dev & co. are finished.

Please pity them though, they are apparently claiming that they are historians ;)

Prophet cares about his swf games!
In another sad attempt to get his name into the news, Prophet has posted about some swf game.

Simply.  Another classic moment in Prophet history :P

The_Fox officially ends his hype
Two days after Generalme broke his little hype, The_Fox has finally posted the now old news.

Had Generalme not made it public first everyone might have cared.

The_Fox should have had more control over the situation, it is just plain sad to see him now post about it =(

7/26/2001
Generalme ruins The_Fox's little secret - first.
In scandelous sk3n3 news, Generalme has ruined The _Fox's little secret.

What is very disappointing with Generalme's post is that he mocked the visitors with a We may be having to add an emulators for the PS2 section soon ;)

Generalme a Linux fanboy?
Probably not, but assuming is always fun :P

7/25/2001
Emulation Camp gets even sadder!
The daily self-promotion has continued at Emulation Camp.

I would pity rOuGh, but then the most of Zoop's news making program participants have been posting news for the last 25 days.

Prophet piggy-backs his section onto valid news.
While posting news on two valid subjects, Prophet went out of his way to get his section it's dues.

Man, I guess Prophet knows what is best for everyone since apparently his Pocket PC section is the best place for Pocket PC emulation - obviously.

I thought actual Pocket PC sites existed with more stuff then Prophet even offers.  Oh well,  Prophet knows best. ;)

More daily Prophet Retail Promotion!
The daily Prophet retail news piece returned today when he went crazy over some Arcade stick.

Prophet, emulation's answer to promotion.  Let his Legend grow :P

Poor old Atila takes a shot at Square.
In a rather sad attempt to make fun of Square, since he obviously hated their new Movie, Atila has done the un-thinkable comparison.

Atila obviously is a highly touted movie critic, after-all he obviously hates Final Fantasy: The Movie, with such cool opinions.

We all should hope Atila takes more shots at Videogame based movies, since he obviously is a professional at it ;-)

tkChris promotes precious Linux for PS2
In a rather sad attempt to promote Linux on PS2, yesterday tkChris decided to promote the Linux sk3n3's interests.

This is just plain cool :P

7/24/2001
SwampGas rants.
Following the heels of doing something honorable, SwampGas has decided to rant.  Thanks for helping with this news item DirkVansen.

SwampGas is bound to be correct on this subject, but heck - what was he expecting people to think would happen with somthing outrageously out of character.

The rant is condoned the act isn't SwampGas.

Timmy to the rescue!
With the crazy Retrogames ops going crazy over that virus it is now Timmy's turn.

Splendid move Timmy, I especially appreciate your insistance to have people purchase that product :P

Timmy, helping others benefit from the threat of a disaster.

C0njurer doing Coin-Op history proud?
After reading this interesting bugger, you will see why.

Thanks C0nj :P

Prophet does Retail Promotion, again.
You gotta be loving Prophet since his return when you see stuff like this.

I love you Prophet ;)

Now if he could only promote my site in all his crazy retail promotion, we'd all love him again :P

Prophet does Self-Promotion 101 & Retail Promotion!
It is just plain lovely to see Prophet make Emulation Camp's Chris look like a kid in constrast to his self-promotion and salesmanship.

Being Prophet is obviously cool, since you know - you sell your features and promote products for companies constantly :P

Atila likes George W.
It is nice to see Atila's love for George.

If Atila could only show us how he dances =(

Aries complains about his mail.
Talk about dragging a subject on for far too long.

Thanks Aries, we guess that Dutch & Dhalamar will also be complaining :P

Poor old Aries mis-guides the user!
Well, I don't know what Aries has been on lately but two errors appear on this news post.

Re-directing them to the 2.30 release?  Claiming 2.24 was just released when it was 2.44?

Very un-professional and sad =(

Get the NEW version here.

tkChris promotes a PC Clone!
In a rather sad attempt to be cool with his game clone Hu, tkChris has once again promoted a clone.

Everyone tends to pity un-original folk, but then this is sk3n3 precedent so we can't really pity the site-ops for caring about un-originality and giving props to their PC friends :P

Thanks for the news tkChris =)

Even more un-related news at Kinox!
P-Strife has once again graced us with his cool Sega Saturn scan news.

Pitiful Kinox news posters seem to love promoting their Sega nowadays, they obviously are fanboys :P

7/23/2001
Outsider promotes shareware.
Nuff said.

Not even a little mention of the fact, very sad =(

Mike Haggar promotes a shareware emulator!
In scandelous sk3n3 news, Mike Haggar has promoted a shareware emulator.

I personally pity Mike, since he gives us such good news all the time :)

Mr. Fog insults FPSE? ;)
In weird sk3n3 news, Mr. Fog has decided to upstage Mr. Frog's neat FPSE news by mis-directing them to that ZtNet error - which has Sonic.

Very evil :P

PeterD doing some Hamburger Helperism?
An odd little news headline but you can see why :D

Atila gives out video card help!
The dude that graces us constantly with cool news on Mondays has done it again.

Great job Atila, you rock!

tkChris makes the first ever triad of same topic news!
Earlier today tkChris made sk3n3 history with even more references to the "Hi! How are you?" worm.

Apparently Retrogames site-ops are news central when it comes to worms :P

After all they are Your One Stop Emulation Site ;)

David Lloyd kisses up to Dayvee, again!
Monday's are the funnest day in the sk3n3 for some reason, just look at how David Lloyd did it again.

Pity the fool, as they say =(

Update (7/23/2001):  It appears the situation is much worse then expected.  This comic strip is indeed nothing more then a attack on Microsoft's new Windows OS.

Just shameful, thanks alot David - you make OverCocked seem funnier everyday.  Thanks Emu Idiots.

P.S.  Someone send me Pachuka's Overcocked Episode from '99, since it rocks =)

MGhandi updates the Genesis Project?
Well it must be true.  Just look at the first line of his news post.

Plus this is un-related news, but I forgive :P

7/22/2001

Being lmao'ed by someone else.  Dang!  SwampGas' old idea actually came true in a newfangled sorta way - thanks Swampy :P, heck he even received news about it.

This big shot could be anyone.

Who knows who it is?  For it could be Kiwibonga, Gridle, or even that Lysee person, or just SwampGas (doubtful, but still very possible).

We wish the poor soul luck in actually giving at least one person a laugh on this anti-Netscape site :P

P.S.

Thanks man.
Two days and no news yesterday.  Very very sad :(

7/21/2001
Opi self-promotes then takes a vacation!
Opi has just updated Scream Mania (yes I spelt that wrong, but I associate it as such - sorry :D) and then taken a vacation.

This is very very sad =(

SwampGas' monthly competition is now down to Prophet, Atila, C0njurer and PeterD.

It is just shameful to see Opi run off and leave the competition out of the blue ;)

Prophet posts shareware gaming news!
In the spirit of Prophet's righteous Pocket PC endeavour, Prophet has posted about rockin' n' rollin' retail game promotion.  You gotta love the link to his section too :P

I wish Prophet the best of luck in this Retrogames Return - but all his coolness seems to add up to Retail Promotion 101 and Self-Promotion 101.  Sad but true, thanks Prophet.

To Prophet retail promotion and beyond!

Opi helps promote the double post news!
Poor old Opi has done it again.  Whoops, Atila did it.

Apparently Retrogames staff are feeling righteous and worthy nowadays.

C'mon man, they are complaining about e-mail :P

Outsider promotes a site for some reason.
Outsider looks more and more like Zophar everyday, just look at this entry.

Apparently a Shining Force site has some pseudo-cool emulation feel to Outsider, but then Outsider posts anything :P

What is sad to see is that Moogie has to promote a fan-site through an emulation site =(
Just shameful.

PeterD goes old-sk00l over Bwb!
In somewhat sad sk3n3 news, PeterD has taken the challenge and posted about bwb's Birthday.

Very very very sad.  Especially since bwb posted news last month :P

Prophet forces us to hear even more of his Pocket PC plans.
Earlier today, Prophet made news headlines around the globe when he continued to badger the sk3n3 with his Pocket PC schtick.

Did you read:

As a Casio EM-500 user, I sure hope so! The homepage for this emulator will be hosted here at Retrogames, hopefully soon - I'll let you know. :) Feel free to use our new Pocket PC Emu board for any discussions or questions you might have.

Still talking on about his little project of hosting it?  Referring to what he uses? Insisting people use his magical Pocket PC Board?  Calling the Pocket PC board "ours"?

Please help out Prophet, dudes!  He is having another ego-trip again =(

Prophet a "Special" individual?
Well it must be true, after-all look at this whacky e-mail news post.

I guess Prophet, the old chap he is, has a thing about attachments.  I for example get plenty of them, but I guess Prophet is "Special" since he dosn't want any at all =(

Must be that ego thing again.

Poor old Prophet shows us he has a heart, posts PC SHMUPs news.
In a rather sad attempt to show that he has a heart, like "The Tinman" in The Wizard of Oz, Prophet has made news by promoting a site dedicated to freeware/shareware shmups.

I gotta feel for Prophet here.  Posting PC software news and sneaking in the shareware fact.  Very very sad.

I just hope I didn't break his heart =(

Atila cares about America's children!
In an apparent attempt to help the children of the world, and thus feel good about his  childhood, Atila has made news about sliced peanut-butter.

I enjoy the fact that Atila cares about America's children and all, but where does he get off informing the world about America's peanut butter secrets o_0

For shame :P

tkChris gives us Linus, I mean Linux, news!
Poor old tkChris has posted the latest cool news on a Linux release.

Everyone is saying cool stuff I hear, must be cause they don't use Linux :P

7/20/2001
C0njurer does the exclusive emulator release jiggy!
Yesterday, C0njurer posted about one of those condoned Final Burn hacks which Retrogames is scared to post about for some reason.

What is quite sad and scandelous is that it hasn't been released on it's own site, thus meaning he got it first =(

Doh man.  Doh!

I remember seeing ZD getting the elitist treatment in the past, but now C0njurer too.
Just sad =(

Shameful elitist exclusive releases always ruin the sk3n3, especially when it isn't a Lev hosted site getting it :P

Outsider does the un-related news jiggy!
In apparent "Site News", everyones favorite dude has posted misc. news as site news.

I just love reading misc. news as site news @ ZD.  But then this is un-related, so please give ZD some props for trying to educate us with this :D

Holy PeterD!  Un-related Sega news!
PeterD has gone wild today with un-related emulation news, take a weird-arse colored look at this.

Thanks PeterD, we all wanna see people practically webcOpi SwampGas' dumb idea and hear about a update from a site which dosn't offer much, if anything, in regard to emulation.

Thanks PeterD :P

tkChris posts important 3D GPL game news!
tkChris has decided to once again post news regarding that 3D flight simulator game.

The monthly question remains.  What the heck does this have to do with emulation?

7/19/2001
Poor old Opi jumps the gun, calls a emulator fake.
In rather sad Opi news, Opi has decided to call a emulator fake.

Dang! Man.  I thought it was real since it could run games.  I guess I am the dumby now and that that SuperEmu must of been real after-all.

Oh well, Opi is the smart guy here while I am the dumby :P

Thanks Opi, I thought that having the source code available for download along with declaring said sources were used meant something.

Opi - You are the most professional site-op ever ;-)

Atila a Safety Freak?
Well, it must be true - after-all look at this proof :P

Thanks Atila, I imagine every site-op is kissing your arse right now ;)

Dhalamar takes a shot on the EMU-LMAO's of the sk3n3!
Please read the second last line in this news post, or just read this :P

 I should be up and going again annoying people soon.

Very very sad.

Dhalamar I am ashamed at your futile shots on us sites that fight for the Freedom of America, the Freedom of State, the Freedom of Thought, the Freedom of the Sk3n3, and the Freedom of EMU-LMAO.

For shame.

Prophet to increase the Monopoly with his favortism!
In blatent sk3n3 news, Prophet has done what I mistakenly accused Opi of last week.

If all goes well, I hope to see this project hosted here at Retrogames! (Oh Atila...:)

It is quite sad to see Prophet calling shots that affect the sk3n3 =(

Timmy advertises a Amusement Park!
Earlier in the week Mr. Eckel decided to visit an amusement park and then pretty much advertised it.

Using a arcade as an excuse to post about something is very low, but then that is the usual Timmy standard :P

PeterD posts interesting Haro opinions!
Once again Haro wrote up another piece of current day gaming news and once again PeterD's desperation made it get posted.

Sad Sad Sad.  Ranting on about classic re-makes isn't really emulation news.
Poor PeterD :P

Prophet posts commercial emulator news and news of wonder!
Prophet made a cool couple of news pieces yesterday, take a look.

I guess Prophet hasn't heard of other funky devices that play old games either.  Love the commercial news ;)

7/18/2001
The_Fox joins in on hype-mania!
In sad sk3n3 news, The_Fox has decided to take the sad step of hyping up a site.

Poor old The_Fox, desperate enough to copy Opi & Atila's hype.

Bleem! tops itself with even more funny propoganda!
Well, I found a link to the latest anti-Sony Bleem propoganda and decided to save the thing and put it up on this server since they will probably delete it eventually.

I JUST LOVE BLEEM!

Poor Bleem!, still trying to make attention with this desperate and sad propoganda.  Randy surely approved of this, you know - cause he hates Sony who somehow are still killing them :P

For shame on the Bleem! Execs.  For shame.

C0njurer directs people to a evil Arcadeathome error to Sprinks propoganda!
SwampGas told me about this phenomenon recently.  Just look at the evil results to "Joey</a".

This bad HTML scandel will probably be hurting C0njurer's new Arcadeathome hosted store :P

Missed Outsider Monday news!
Outsider (aka Zophar the 2nd, or just Zophar - you see he is copying Lev and his classic 1999 fascade of "The Phantom" which was intended to show something to ZD visitors, I am still confused as to what the point was?).

Now, young Outsider has been up to some wicked things on the weekend - first of all posting about some weird software, and then being a friend to Mugrat's anti - Bill Gates software.

Thanks to EmuIdiots for the first piece, which gets you the second by proxy :P

Update (07/18/2001):  It seems I have made an error and this is monday news, just shameful this month - this is like my fourth lmao for the month =(

PeterD posts Atari PC game news!
In desperate PeterD fashion, PeterD has broken a EMU-LMAO sin and it sure looks bad =(

Sad old PeterD, he just loves promoting PC software to the PC emulation kiddies.

Some dude known as Haro even is quoted dudes (he has the opinion of a customer, this is a attempt to convince desperate sk3n3 kiddies to purchase the PC pack themselves).

PeterD, you have obviously sold out =(
Trying to pull a fast one on us like that.

7/17/2001
Poor C0njurer opens the store, makes promises.
Uh oh SwampGas-ghettios!  Looks like the real competition is officially open for business, even though PSXEMU technically is competition to SwampGas since they are on the same network :P

Poor C0njurer has promised to remove most ads and hopes to kill the popups.

Just an observation.  C0njurer for President?
Well, it must be true - just read it :D

Update (7/18/2001):  Seems I was to tired to venture into the real meat of the post at the time.  Please note C0njurer's interesting logo, which was a part of the post, and how it webcopied SwampGas' ZD Store logo - he is mocking SwampGas :P

Biohazard compares his wallpapers to Pokemon!
In sure fire lawsuit worthy news, BioHazad has promoted his wallpaper site yet again AND compared his wallpapers to Pokemon.

Please pity BioHazard, for he is desperately trying to keep his job :P

Darkmazda promotes OC re-mixes!
Poor old Darkmazda seems to have run out of emulation news and went on to post this.

This is very sad and frightening, as he went down to ZD's level of making game midis into news =(

Darkmazda does flyers too.
The rather sad flyer news is spreading like candy.

Opi promotes evil GBA emulation piracy!
I love it when Opi promotes GBA emulation, since he went out of his way to condone it when it came out :P

(Opi even compared it to the death of the Neo Geo Pocket Color, where he got the idea that they were even comparable is beyond my knowledge)

This is one hella cool screen capture I caught, just look :D

Two cool pro-GBA piracy pieces, and his site being advertised.  Nuff said.

Opi, you are so cool you are My Hero ;)

Poor old Prophet does the flyer jiggy!
Man that desperate little fellow with his made for MAME32 flyers is getting plenty of promotion over his arcade scans, just look at poor old Prophet's attempt.

C0njurer posts about Arcade flyers!
In sad C0njurer news, poor C0njurer posted news about that Arcade flyers site getting an update.

This news rocks dudes.  Since MAME32 apprently uses them to show off games :P
If only they were actually emulated ;)

7/16/2001
Darkmazda's catch-up News crusade nets him a triple whopper :P
Just check out this long news catch, it just happend to be all together, piece.

Very very sad.  Promoting a crippleware emulator, a author who pretty much hates Bill Gates and takes it out on his software, and then some sad flyer news.

We should all pity Darkmazda on his first official entries to EMU-LMAO :P

Emucamp's sad news making program returns!
In sad sk3n3 news, Emulation Camp's laughing stock status continues with the latest Bernd news.

Poor Zoop, can't even take care of his important Emulation Camp nowadays =(

I wish Uzplayer was still with Emulation Camp, he'd at least give us some bad entertainment :P

More Namco rom hacking promotion by KiLLerCloWn
Uh oh, he did it again.

This is all very very sad, just image what Namco could do =(

Moved sites just can't seem to get off the queue @ Retrogames :P
A few weeks ago a certain site located at Retrogames moved, but look it was promoted very recently.  Thanks for the image Brad.

Now look at what the cool site actually shows us.

Either Atila knows jack about what he is hosting now, or he just is lazy :D

It must be lazy, for obvious reasons!

DrSteveW does some Mugrat promotion.
In the spirit of helping Lord Marat attract more evil Micorsoft OS kiddies to buy his software, Dr. Steve has promoted his newly updated software.

Go! Steve GO!
Shareware promotion rocks!

PeterD promotes some Arcade Flyers!
In news that would at least be acceptable at MAME World - minus the re-design part :P, PeterD has made this cool post about some site re-design.

Thank you PeterD, because evereyone enjoys flyer news :D

SwampGas' contest becomes even stupider!
Holy moly gosh n stuff!  According to this news post by our good friend SwampGas the judges are even worse then the contest.

Cool, man! Cool!

DeathAdder and Pretzel (aka David Lloyd)

SwampGas' selections just rock.

A un-funny comic-strip owner which supposedly is about emulation and is hated nowadays since he practially kisses arse all the time, and a guy nobody knows jack squat about!

Thank you SwampGas.  Summer fun becomes funner when you select people nobody really cares for.

Ooooh...DeathAdder is evaluating my music.  The glee that is in the people's eyes right now is surely priceless :P

Saturn cover scans becomes news @ Kinox!
In rather sad local news, P-Strife has decided to post news on a Saturn cover scan site.

Emulation news site-ops seem to be at their best when they post game cover scan news nowadays :P

GO! Kinox GO!
Cover Scan news ROCKS!

Retrogames site-ops think Emulation number 9 gives out tips?
I don't have a clue where such a scandelous idea came to being, just take a look at it.

Dang!  First Opi and Aries do WebOpinewz today & thus never get news first, and then apparently they mock a simple emulation news site =(

Very very sad and shameful.

Opi promotes some Mugrat software!
Opi's love for free and shareware emulator promotion continued today with this cool post.

Did you dudes catch:

Hint : there are a bunch of free ports available so it's up to you to decide :)

Apparently in the land of Opi you get a free version of the Windows/DOS ports.
Unless he just means the supposed cracks or the cheap demos :P

Opi, the magical free port site-op!

7/15/2001
SwampGas makes a cool comment about ZD's ethics!
I never thought SwampGas would ever go ahead and use the word "ethics" and "force" but low and behold now we have an example :P (thanks, you now locked thread)

Since SwampGas has decided to use Zophar's Domain's ethics scenerio we will now assume that the following ZD history somehow was NOT forced:
Note:  I wish I could include more, but I am forgetful :(

1. ZD, as a whole, never changed those message boards some years ago without any possible force.

and

2. Apparently, that Bloodlust countdown of Zophar's wasn't forced :P

Mocking ZD is fun =)
Thanks SwampGas.

Atila tries comedy.
For some weird reason that only Atila knows, he has decided to post some pretty useless site re-design news (since that owner wants publicity :P) and do comedy.

Very very sad dudes.

What's "all new", shiny and has had a nice redesign?

Rumor has it he had ants in his pants, un-confirmed but quite possibly true :P

7/14/2001
Dhalamar makes more useless news at Emu2K!
Now that him and his Retrogames days may indeed somehow be over, Dhalamar has decided to spread his sympathy news to Emu2K.

Hmmmmm.....it seems he wants us to care about his future computer's compatibilites.

I must wonder, why should the sk3n3 exactly care about Dhalamar's CPS2, MAME, and ePSXe needs exactly?

Thanks Dhalamar.  Lovely news like that surely is helping the sk3n3!
Somehow. (assume magic :P)

Prophet posts interesting PocketGB News!
Following that cool guy Dave's example, Prophet has posted the PocketGB news.

At least he explained everything, unlike C0njurer :P

Dayvee tries to get attention again!
Everyones favorite emulator author has updated his Final Burn website with some cool comments, which his lemmings will surely enjoy.

"Hoarding" CPS2?  A founding member of that board?  Laughing at people?  Elitist Message Board Status? (k, I added that one :D)

Today is a great day indeed, now where are those pesky logs of Dayvee's.

Here and Here

Opi teaches us Bias 101
Update (7/14/2001):  Post removed and point lost.  It seems I have been jumping the gun today :P

Sorry Opi, I should look more closely next time :)

Atilla != Atila

DOH!

Even more whacky C0njurer comments!
Following the great Dayvee debate with that annonymous CPS2 emulator author we get this interesting anti-RealityMan news item.

Apparently C0njurer missed out on the ten-month old beta and now feels that this release is some weird Cartman like insult.

You just gotta feel for C0njurer and his world where emulators are magically hoarded :P

Be a manly man C0njurer, fight for the hoarded roms at least.
Do it for the sk3n3!

C0njurer posts PocketGB news!
Following in the heels of Emulation number 9, C0njurer has posted some more clone like PocketGB news - which dosn't mention the crippleware fact in any way.

Thanks C0njurer, no wonder SwampGas likes to call you Dave :P

Outsider posts more Old news as New news!
Update (7/14/2001):  Post removed and point lost.  It appears that I made a mistake after-all, so now I have been lamo'ed =) - very scandelous to say the least :P

Thanks for pointing it out first TJ Master.

More cool exclusive news @ ZD!
You just goto love ZD for things which really have no business on ZD.

Midis rock man!  Especially when they are counted as emulation worthy, as Outsider and ZD like to think.

Give me some bubbly and throw away the key, because playing Midis rock! ;)

I LOVE ZOPHAR'S DOMAIN!

7/13/2001
SwampGas' Domain to emulate IGN?
We call it SampGas' Domain, in honor of Swampy's latest episode :P

Earlier today SwampGas made news headlines around the globe when he made the following move public.

Dang!  I thought I was as controversial as Uzplayer's glory days, but this idea just rocks!

GO! SwampGas GO!
Sell-Out!

Even more Prophet Marble Madness!
Prophet has taken a que from many previous sk3n3 cool guys ;) and self-promoted after valid news.

A little Pocket PC news here, a dash over their and Prophet creates a buzz.  We all know of Prophet's plans, like that plan where he supposedly quits.

Please wish Prophet the best of luck.  We all know emulating yourself just like Chris (of Emucamp) is a major achievement, but you are no Chris :P

Opi declares his hate of emulators!
We almost missed this baby.  Thanks Brad.

This is very very sad.  Opi should hand Atila his resignation immediately, before people start calling for him to be released.

Plus this is Simulator news, so Opi is thus showing us that he really hates Simulators =(

Thanks Opi.  You have made us all proud.  You know, declaring that you basically hate emulators.

Opi insults the CustomGB crowd!
In a rather controversial move, Opi has decided to claim that only five (5) people care for CustomGB.

Nobody knows where he got the numbers, but rumor has it he pulled it from this particular hat.  Those secret agents of mine our everywhere nowadays it seems :D

Oprah, that was so obvious.

America loves Oprah, so naturally Opi would jump on that bandwagon :P
 

Prophet likes to claim a first!
Where has Prophet been the last year dudes?

Yes dudes!  The second ever public release is now the first ever public release!

Jump for joy, give him a donut, give him some props, and download the first ever public release (a whole ten months old emu to boot).

You gotta wonder, how does Prophet do it? :P

Opi insinuates a news item!
Opi returns to the news today, due to this very controversial news item.

See.  Apparently, Opi likes to think everything revolves around people quitting - kinda like Zophar wanted that Bloodlust day to be about ZD's birthday :P

Ego trips are cool, especially when Opi takes things too seriously.

7/12/2001
More Prophet Marble Madness!
It is very very sad to see Prophet going crazy over his Pocket PC schtick.

If you have not noticed, Prophet is being very very kind nowadays.  Making cheap reviews, promoting a MS product done by a "sell-out", only posting about his Pocket PC site, and so forth.

Of course this makes you wonder......is he just another self-promoting Chris (of Emucamp) now?

Opi's sad story finally concludes!
Earlier in the day Opi finally concluded what everyone already knew.

The sad part in Opi's recent attention for confidence raid is that he wanted to make this issue public.

It is very sad to see Opi not resolving these personal issues privately.

Thanks Opi.  Your dirty laundry rules!

OMG! IMO! FYI! PSX! IDSA!
That was fun :P

In rather sad sk3n3 news, it appears as though that site known for it's "Chaiman and President of Sega Passes Away" theme the last few months is alive.

I wish Darkmazda the best of luck in avoiding being lmao'ed.

They have a clean record currently, which means that I wasn't doing a proper job my first 4 weeks :(

7/11/2001

These gnarly and cool site-ops appear to have missed several things.  First of all, this is indeed a result of Retrofakes.  Retrofakes was dedicated to fake emulators and other stupidity, as that link shows you.  Basically, SuperEmu is inspired by Retrofakes.

Secondly, this stupid site was meant for the Retrofakes crowed not the sk3n3.  So who knows how it got leaked out, but it shouldn't have - just shameful.

Thanks sk3n3, forcing poor old Jack to do your work.

This just rocks dudes!  With Jerky's site and now BlueJustice's site  MAME World rocks with arcade rom hack promotion!

You Go Girl!

David Lloyd aspires to make news by "Proxy"
Dang!  That title sounds to stupid to be true, oh well.

Following in the foot steps of such greats as Chris (of Emucamp fame), David Lloyd has indeed promoted by Proxy.

This is just plain scary and outrageous stuff.  We all know that his poor site lacks at getting hits but this ridiculous :D

Prophet's Interview with the now "sell-out" Pocket PC author!
The first half of the Interview (an anti-Netscape broswer feature btw) is boring, so just skip it dudes.

The interesting segment in the interview includes this interesting quote:

Yes, I am coding a "driver" to allow the Gravis Stinger serial gamepad to be connected to a Pocket PC.
:
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See - I do give back to the community.

Apparently our "sell-out" author here, thought that a Pocket PC driver for a gampad is giving back to the emulation sk3n3 :P

You just goto love the opinions of Emulator Authors who have sold-out!
Please Note:  He has been awarded sell-out status since his HIVE homepage dosn't even let you download his emulator and it tries to avoid any mention of his  old emulator, plus it points you towards his awsome :P Microsoft software - nuff said (as they say).

Also Prophet ended it with this fabulous quote:

I urge emulation fans to get themselves a Pocket PC and to purchase the Arcade Pack - you'll be glad you did!

GO! Prophet GO!
Spreading Pocket PC propoganda & propoganda for your friend is just too much.
Once again.  Thanks man.

Opi posts PC re-make News, maybe even becomes cooler?
Just recently I saw Opi post about some new PC re-make of an old 1983 game.

This news post was surely intended to help Opi enter the PC News Industry.

Opi mis-represents his Armastad CPC News!
Earlier today Opi tried to make Armastad CPC people feel cool by claiming

"Two different emulator releases within a single day !"

This would have been valid had the post actually been made um.......TWO days ago.

Thanks Opi, you make Armastad emulator authors proud :P

Metallik posts intriguing IRC news!
Poor poor Metallik.  He has become a desperate news poster nowadays :(

This would be relevant if only it had nothing to do with IRC and metallik's desperation :P

Opi tries to help out his competition!
See, I didn't call Opi "Gyorgi" (of that SCTV commercial) months ago for nothing.

Opi, the Gyorgi of Emulation!

Opi posts rubbish as news, and then goes into personal issues.
Opi has decided to be cool today and post interesting news about some collection, I didn't pay much attention becuase I considered it elitist when the word "collection popped up.

He also went out of his way to make news by wanting people to critique him.

I guess Opi got chewed out by somebody for him to post that useless item, next to the elitist news post about that collection :P

Opi goes into over-drive again!
Earlier today Opi made a quality news post and then went too far.

"exotic"?  1989?  Software?

What, in Atila's pants, does this have to do with that emu?

PeterD posts new age console article links!
In the spirit of selling-out :P. PeterD has posted cool articles about cureent systems.

This surely proves that he has sold out.

SwampGas goes crazy claiming he dosn't support the illegal copies of VGBA!
Poor old SwampGas, going out of his way to claim he dosn't support that.

Please wish our old chum here some luck, he always likes to claim lies when it comes to being righteous with his peons.

7/10/2001

On the SuperEmu page it says

][ellbent of Bloodlust Software has authorized the release of a screenshot of this emulator in full swing running (or trying to
run) Zelda 64, Ocarina of Time - the Ocarina of Time glitch seems to have been fixed.

So all the sad news sites, desperate for news, can't even put blame where it should be pointed at.  Sad to say the least, a Bloodlust product can't even get blamed when it deserves it.  Heck, even Sardu is in on it!

The real caper of the story?

These supposed emulation news sites should actually do their jobs next time :P

This has been a satirical take on another real life situation, you are still welcome to blame Bloodlust though - since they havn't said anything.

Inspirational!  Only if it was a new update or something like that.

ShinGouki420 posts a Movie review!
Earlier today, on Dhalamar's news site, ShinGouki420 decided to post a review on some videogame related flick.

EMU2K is really cool, they even have news poster designated as "Whatever" news posters.

EMU2K, always making the sk3n3 proud :D

Lando gets exclusive pics, promotes a few PC re-makes, & does reminder advertising!
Yes Lando, did three incredible super duper things with just one news related post - as part of Zoop's, I mean Bock's (shh..Zoop is changing his name for some stupid reason), news making program.

Yet another grand moment in Emulation Camp history!

Dhalamar tries to earn sympathy!
In more sad sk3n3 news, Dhalamar made a news post about his problemsdaddy-o.

Please pity Dhalamar, he always posts valid sk3n3 news and always hurts Retrogames' news quality with his absence ;)

7/09/2001

Now we can only hope poor old C0njurer gets the message, since he rarely if ever does it.

Thanks for the news Emu Idiots.

Update (7/10/2001):  It appears we are right back where we started, now instead of giving authors props he is just linking to his sections.  Shameful to say the least - see ya back on the monthly webcopynewz SwampGas :P

Prophet posts interesting Pocket PC Emulator News, then self-promotes!
Taking a step from the Richard Bannister scandel a few weeks back, Prophet has decided to also self-promote after making valid news.

It is always cool in the sk3n3 to self-promote :D

Prophet in bed with Mame.dk?
Well we all know that Mame.dk has a pretty elitist relationship with Atila and all but this news post of Prophet's is plain sick.

A Retrogames account being down?  A MameBoy e-mail?

What type of scandelous news post is this?

Thanks man, spreading personal laundry to the sk3n3 like that.

Opi mocking his non-American counterparts?
I don't know what Opi was intending on doing with this, next to informing Americans =), but this was un-called for mocking dudes =(

Sad.  This scores up their with Jason Starr mocking us all with FreezeSMS Micro Machines screen-shots even though nobody had the rom - thus making people have to give Zoop & Co. some seriously stupid rom begging (minus me of course, cause I was always demanding the release beforehand, like a expert :P).

Atila uses IRC Lingo on his stupidity!
Atila somehow screwed up and slapped himself today :P

See, Atila is a "Expert" and an excellent example of a role model.

Heck he even mocked the sk3n3 in late '99 with his cool SFX2 Impact movie, even though the sk3n3 never received it on the release.

Atila, simply the sk3n3's #1 Role Model.

Dhalamar tries to act like a news on news reporting site (aka this site)!
WOW!  Dhalamar was really doing some journalistic work yesterday when he did this.

Yes, now Emulation News site-ops can be just like EMU-LMAO and Emu idiots.

Thanks for raising the bar for the site-op Dhalamar ;)

Dhalamar posts interesting Browser news!
Now that young Dhalamar has possibly left his Retrogames fame ;) he is making his cool Retrogames rounds with cool Browser news.

Yes dudes!  Now another browser has been updated in emulation news :P

A cool old site to lmao :D
Very very recently it has come to my attention that Dhalamar and a bunch of other ex and current ZtNet staffers are busily updating this once forgotten Emulation News site.

Today will mark their first day of lmao'ing.

Now let the lmao'ing commence :P

PeterD gives out some festive news!
In the Spirit of America, PeterD has reported on that intersting American festival that SwampGas reported on some days ago.

What is even more interesting is that it appears to be all about current consoles.

Cool news from PeterD, indeed.

Atila reports about the Emulation News recession!
See, I am an expert and I called it a recession - someone hire me :P

As can be seen here.

Guess Atila is a ingrate to the sk3n3, just cause he lacks news.

Here is a neat-o idea Atila - Do some research!
Or does Atila just want news to be handed to his site, like a lazy site-op :P

7/08/2001
Emulation Camp's News Making Program returns!
This is one slow weekend, SwampGas obviously is to blame since he had a record Friday =(

Earlier today Emulation Camp's poor news making program came back to us with this cool Bernd news post.

See, Emulation Camp's news program rocks!  Chris in particular, since he dosn't even have a site on Emulation Camp and he only self-promotes himself :P

Zoop's program rocks!

7/07/2001
Zophar's Domain continues with the "let's not link to the emulator's site" treatment
EMU-LMAOs monthly webcopynews post returns as promised, until ZD and C0njurer's site (I say site because it could be re-named out of the blue again) learn how to do this we will continue with this on a monthly basis.  We wish SwampGas and C0njurer the best of luck solving this particular problem real soon.  Since they hardly give authors props, if ever - minus Dayvee of course, since he rocks on MAME Dev :D

Let us give SwampGas' site an example of how to link to a different site, k

You simply put a little html language you lmaos, like this:

<a href="http://www.kinox.org/emu-lmao/">EMU-LMAO</a>

It is that easy man.  Learn it and we will all be l33t, or at least ZD finally will be :p

Lesson Over, the winner is you! the loser the authors!

Poor JoeBucci.
In local news, Kinox news poster JoeBucci made a cool news post on that CCS64 crippleware emulator.

It is always sad to see CCS64 get the freeware treatment, even at Kinox.

Mike Haggar posts more mis-information to the sk3n3!
Late yesterday, Mike Haggar, in the spirit of the mis-information sk3n3 joined in on the crippleware fun.

It is always fun to talk about crippleware and give it cool shareware like treatment @ Emulators Unlimited.

7/06/2001
Opi gets inspired by Chris, updates ScreenMania!
The site I like to call Scream Mania, since Opi is screaming out for attention :D, has been updated yet again by Opi.

Opi wants suggestions this time, so everyone should ask him to change the site name to Scream Mania.  It rocks :P

SwampGas continues the record day!
This is the coolest day in SwampGas history dudes, here is his latest entry.

Seven in a day, no crippleware for SwampGas ;D

Opi does CCS64 to, slams the author to.
This is very very scary.

Not mentioning it is crippleware?  Asking for a naming system?

It is always sad to see a site-op acting like that Syous fellow (I hear he wants a patch to stop Supe Mario Advance from having voices) :P

Poor Brad :(
EMU-LMAO's friendly EmuChrist associate has just been lmao'ed.

Please pity EmuChrist, I do, since they missed the article and Brad is actually from a lucky C64 country.

Conjurer does webcopynewz and spreads a evil rumor :P
In the spirit of America, our friend Conujurer webcopied I believe SwampGas' title on the subject.

It is always grand to see Vintage Gaming not living up to the name.

Generalme to review emulators, NOT!
This is without a doubt one of the stupidest ideas I have seen in weeks.  I especially enjoy the fact that he wants people to give him free reviews, apparently VGN has a ego too.

I wonder if he even knows how hard it is to review active emulators?  Heck this page pretty much sums up how stupid it got last year :P

CCS64 finally gets lmao'ed, who are the casualities?
I feel very sad to see I have missed out on CCS64.  You see CCS64 is crippleware, and requires YOU to pay $30 US to acquire it in full.  What is even sadder is that people post about this emulator, while they work for free.  See the contradiction :D

Just look at JoseQ, not even mentioning it is crippleware.  He must of forgot =(

Now look at poor PeterD.  Another forgetful dude :(

Poor Generalme even got into the act.  A disgraceful brain cramp dudes!

Thanks sk3n3, apparently CCS64 achieved elitist Magic Engine status the last few years.  Poor sk3n3, dosn't even know they are advertising something as free when it really is crippleware.

For shame.

BioHazard finally posts "non self-promotion" news, even worse?
WOW!  BioHazard finally did it.  Unfortunately everyone loses because it is about a Tekken fanclub site.

Shhh.....he also hit the big "1 O" :D

Chris hits the big "1 O"
Emulation Camp's Chris has finally reached his 10th hit, he rules :P

Please wish Chris luck with his "largest videogame preservation site", since pictures of games apparently equal preservation.  Opi must of copied him all along.

Neo Geo meets gets cool promotion @ EmuHQ
Yesterday, XxAmpxX, posted cool Kazuya promotion.

Cool man,  if I actually lived in the UK I might of cared.  I guess that EmuHQ is a UK emulation news site after-all.

VGN posts vicious GBA rumors, a scandel ensues?
This is very very scary.

Yup, Generalme did it again.  We are now left to wonder, when will the General dude get fired now?

SwampGas makes a whopper to :P
See, SwampGas has basically been brainwashing his cronnies into thinking h is running a emulation news site.  In reality he is running a webcopynewz and videogame industry news site.

Very pitiful proof of SwampGas' decision to actully make that ZD site a videogame site.

P.S.  It is hella funny to see SwampGas use another sob story with his Store, seems like he is trying to keep that monopoly of his :(

SwampGas creates a Triad of News pieces.
We all know all about SwampGas' supposed love of videogames, but now he has decided to act elitist and make a Triad of weird Scooby-Doo type of news posts - this is very reminiscent of his Zelda game playing days :(

From Glide Wrappers to Game development to Shareware promotion, this guy rocks!

SwampGas furthers his crazy FF IV fetish :P
For shame.  Yesterday, SwampGas - the cool guy he is - decided to embrace even more FF IV PSX news.

This news piece is just to crazy, knocking Sony and stuff.  And that sarcastic quote at the end is just plain mean :(

7/05/2001

These news posts are all very scandelous dudes.

SwampGas
PeterD
Atila

It is all very very unfortunate for so many many reasons.

Killing off all European and Asian communities from the contest, claiming "affidavit", this contest is to American and limiting to boot.  Heck, while where at it why not contact the IDSA over this issue since they will probably condone it - uh oh SwampGas will have the IDSA on his back :P

Oh, and look at this new ad that popped up on ZD today.  Looks like SwampGas is turning ZD into VGN - scary man!

Prophet self-promotes his stupid section, hypes up elitist Interviews!
WOW!  Prophet returns and already is continuing where he left off.

Interviews with Pocket PC developers

Just another elitist sign of Prophet's arrogance, because he is so so special :P

Generalme double whopper news!
Early yesterday C0njurer got a new staff member, plus he made interesting American propoganda for us Americans :)

Said news :P

Thanks Generalme, Independence rocks!  ZD blows!! :P

Kinox stealing bandwidth from Retrogames?
Well we all know that some of those Kinox site-ops hate ZtNet, but this is very very sad indeed =(

Hella interesting Metallik rantings!
See I am a Cartman fan :P

A short while ago Metallik made a interesting non-emulation news post @ Retrogames.

Yes!  Metallik once again graced us with a rare news post which just happend to be Microsoft bashing!  First we had SwampGas, now we have Metallik.

No wonder Atila put him on the staff dudes, he hates Microsoft :(

Atila posts PS2 news!
This was just plain cool.  This is Japanese news to boot.

See, we have just learned that Atila is also a Japanese PS2 fanboy.  Guess, being a Gioria Fiedman fanboy isn't enough :D

Prophet returns, posts lame Pocket PC emulator reviews!
This is plain hilarious dudes.

Please note: He reviewed a Microsoft product, made by a emulator author who sold-out, so you know their gonna be rockin reviews full of propoganda!

American over-kill @ ZD!
SwampGas just can't stop being cool nowadays.

With an American piracy contest and now some more American gaming promotion, SwampGas is doing America proud!

Forget the Bleem part, and focus on Abe :P

SwampGas gives out important industrial news!
Earlier today SwampGas gave out a very important announcement.

Look like SwampGas likes to think that now that he has a videogame store he can post intriguing industrial news, just shameful dudes!

SwampGas adds a eight-month old emulator like "new"
Yesterday, while I was celebrating our Independence, SwampGas was busy giving the sk3n3 news of his interesting xHandy news.

Cool dudes, just cool.  And to think, he posted 1 year old translation news a few weeks back :P

More wallpaper business @ Emulators Unlimited.
Bang! Bang!  See I obviously care about Kiwibonga and Zophar now :P

Late yesterday the sk3n3 got word of BioHazard's need to get people to bookmark his site.

A shameful display like that makes us all cry :(

Dhalamar posts intriguing BeOS advertising!
Late yesterday, to top tkChris' news post, Dhalamar posted some quality BeOS emulator news but to begin it he went out of his way to advertise his precious BeOS.

BeOS is obviously cool, cool as Dhalamar, and Dhalamar obviously is a fanboy.  Just ask Atila :P

More Linux news @ Retrogames!
The magic man, tkChris, made another fabulous and startling news post about some new Linux kernel.

We all love tkChris :D

The Retrogames hype day finally arrives, halelouja!
The hype finally has commenced, thank you Retrogames :P

Who would of not thunk it, Prophet returned with a whimpy Pocket PC emulator section.  Thanks Retrogames - Atila & Opi.

The spirit of bad hype continues @ Retrogames, they ROCK! :D

bwb wastes a news post on a hardware review.
Yesterday, right above PeterD's cool news post I saw this dingy of a thingy.

Yes, EmuHQ now does hardware reviews :P

PeterD helps out America!
I saw this cool American news post yesterday when I visited EmuHQ.

Lovely.  Simply lovely.  PeterD is obviously a cool American just like me ;-)

7/04/2001

7/03/2001
Opi posts intriguing Sonic news, gives out some propoganda too.
Opi is at his best this month again with this exciting news post.

Yes, now you can be like Opi.  Post anti-GBA emulation propoganda, contradict what you said, post Sonic news, promote DC games, and more.

Also features -  daily GBA & GameCube & X-Box propoganda, daily hardware news, Cool Linux & BeOS propoganda, T-Shirts, Opi's ScreenMania promotion, Dr. Emu, and Atila's infamous Birthday countdown.

Atila shocker! posts Napster news!
That Microsoft fanboy returns to the news today with this interesting news item.

Yes, Atila cares for all of us so much that he dosn't want people to accidently give money to the Music industry.

Thanks Atila, you rock on with your music piracy!

7/02/2001
tkChris posts interesting Propoganda!
This post is like cool, cause I can knock him for promoting Mame.dk donations & posting old Retrogames MAME.dk mirror news :P

Since I already said it, I don't have to :D

BioHazard ROCKS ON!
BioHazard, that dude that is definetly cooler then Emucamp's Chris guy ;-), made more cool site self promotion today.

I don't know about the sk3n3, but I can't wait to see his non-self-promotional news posts :P

Opi posts evil GBA News!
Opi did it again, doh!

See, Opi loves to promote GBA rom piracy and not stand by his morals.  He is cool ;)

Opi double-posts MAME News!
That wild man, Opi made another cool double news post occur.  The sk3n3 has been rocking recently with this fad :D

Thanks Opi, you really know your Retrogames :P

Opi hits the big 50 (officially, un-officially it occured awhile back :P)
Opi has now decided to practically say what the big Atila daddy-O secret is, remember Atila is the Pappa or Mamma as seen in some earlier EMU-LMAO episode :D

It is all very very sad to see the pieces finally fit Atila and Opi's magical puzzle of hype dudes.  This hype is nothing more then a very very sad SwampGas related matter.

Thanks Atila, thanks Opi, and a Special Thank You SwampGas =)

I just can't wait to see ZtNet store competition flourish :P

Note: some parts of this post are subject to being false, plus Retroganes has a "store" that sells T-Shirts.

7/01/2001

This month's joyful winner may stun you once, or just stun you twice - I believe twice, since I am elitist and people seem to care alot :p

Take a look.

It is always sad to see people bring that N64 killer up ;0), even sadder when they post news which is used for PC gaming as a whole =(

C0njurer makes fun of his past!
Man dudes, simply man.  Earlier today C0njurer decided to attack the PSXEmu dudes who released a new ePSXe by calling it

the best PSX emulator for Windows
and
kickass

Very scary, he then went on to say (but no BIOS :P)

If I was C0njurer I would try and not bring attention to his old news site and how it was killed, guess C0njurer is the expert :p

Update (7/02/2001):  That Spinner 8 guy made me have to re-edit this with the link - see linkless =(

SwampGas makes up another sob story, over competition too
SwampGas is a real funny guy nowadays, just check-out this post that basically is attacking the idea of competition.

I still don't have a clue which mysterious site also has a store yet, but I will soon.

See, SwampGas cares about the sk3n3 so much that he uses statements like

I started the ZD Store to help pay the hosting bills of ZD and now it's turned into site wars between emulation sites.

Now there's less money to go towards the bandwidth bill.

See, SwampGas cares about the sk3n3 so much that he wants a monopoly himself, just like Lev :P

We should all just think of SwampGas's little fit as a weird form of Penis Envy, you know towards Lev's big monopoly success :D

Update (7/1/2001):  It appears that SwampGas seems to be scared of PSXEmu's new store, that is pathetic.

Mike Haggar gives out even more 3D wrapper news!
It appears as though Mike wants to get started real early this month so that he can try for the reward, just look.

Who would of thought that something for PC gaming would get so much attention now, it's only been what? 2 years since UltraHLE even made glide wrappers get real attention :P

Mike Haggar self-promotes!
Earlier today Mike Haggar, that news poster who makes that Chris guy at Emucamp look bad :P, self-promoted his ZD site.

Please note that ZD won't post about the update :D, unless SwampGas sees it here :P

It is always sad to see Mike have to promote himself, thank you so much for caring about him ZD o_o

Pre-Award News
I will now post a few news pieces from the end of last month, since they were missed and I had no time to post them (these are for last month, NOT this month).
(webcopied from last month :P)

KiLLerCloWn posts non-MAME related news!
A few days ago are buddy here made a interesting posta-rini.

Apparently sk3n3 fact has MAMEWorld being really a Quake III site in disguise.  For shame.

Meka-l33t's Monthly Rumor Mill
A bit late, thank you Meka-l33t ;), but here it is.

I think that I am wasting money now =(

Generalme posts cheap console to PC re-make news!
In rather sad news, Generalme decided to post another funny thing for the sk3n3.

The project is weird as it is, the PC part of it just ruins it.  Keep on rocking, Generalme! :P